For those of you who don't know, Clarence was arrested earlier this week for exposing himself to an elderly school crossing guard in Arlington, Virginia. As a consequence, Clarence has decided to take a week off from his duties as commissioner to re-evaluate his life, and Bill O'Neil has graciously agreed to fill in for the week as interim co-commissioner and process the blind bids.
I thanked Mr. O'Neil on behalf of the entire league for his timely assistance. Bill said he was happy to help, but wanted me to remind ~Melonhead management that Scott Jarbot is still waiting for their Note.
Anyway, without further ado, here are the bids as processed by Mr. O'Neil:
Kapitalizm Stompers
ADD Jason Campbell $16 DROP Matt Cassel
ADD Garrett Hartley $6 DROP John Chicken Con Carney
ADD Sammy Morris $2 DROP Jerious Norwood
~Melonheads
ADD Jason Snelling $11 DROP DeDe Dorsey
Manimals
ADD Q Ganther $2 DROP Malcolm Floyd
ADD Devin Thomas $1 DROP Reggie Bush
Again, thank you Bill for all your hard work.
15 comments:
That Bill O'Neil is so handsome. It looks look he has put on 25 pounds but I adore a man with a triple chin. Just gorgeous.
Would nutrisystem be an inappropriate Christmas gift for Jarbot? He's fat right? I mean I remember him being obese. Endless rolls of fat? Am I wrong?
No Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
And by the way, stop putting pictures of me on your website without my permission.
Anyone want to do some laundry?
John Paul Jones ?
Now I know how Domanick Davis felt
I am the long lost Molina brother
Fuck you, Slaton you girl pussy bitch.
John Jay took it up the ass
Sorry guys I been out a town for a while and am out of the loop- But how did Mills' callback with Ice Miller go?
Mills took it in the ass from Ice Miller, but we're still waiting to hear from the Milwaukee office of Michael Best & Friedrich
Is Winston & Strawn hiring? I graduated magna cum stain and make some mean chili
Guys, we should all sing 'Our Washington' every night before bed. I love that it rhymes!
Dear Alma Matter, thy name is sweet to me. Our hearts are all for thee, fair Washington. Thy halls shall honored be throughout this great country. For all eternity. Our Washington.
I love that song baby!
What happened to that rump-shaker video of my girl Barbara? I love ya Babs.
holy shit I can't feel my face
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