Tim Hightower, seen here fumbling a belt-fed machine gun shortly after a marine landing in the Falkland Islands, cannot hold onto a machine gun, a football or a starting job in the NFL.I. Stompers
ADD Dan Carpenter $1, DROP Matt Bryant $2
II. ~Melonheads
ADD Deji Karim $1, DROP Jeremy Shockey
III. Stavros
ADD Owen Daniels $7, DROP Benjamin Watson $1
ADD Jordan Shipley $2, DROP Brandon Tate $3
IV. Manimals
ADD Brandon Pettigrew $3, DROP Mike Thomas
V. Petros
ADD Lee Evans $23, DROP San Fran Defense
ADD Lance Moore $9, DROP Marion Barber
VI. Castro
ADD Brandon Jackson $86, DROP Chad Ochocinco $65
Bidding was relatively light this week, and Tim Hightower, once the gem of the Castro franchise, is an I Shoe free agent for the first time in his career.
The bidding for round III of the Brandon Jackson sweepstakes went as follows:
1. FC Castro $86
2. ~Melonheads $55
3. K Stompers $39
4. Petros $23
Stavros beat out the Manimals $7 to $2 for Owen Daniels.
The Manimals beat out Stavros $3 to $1 for Pettigrew.
If you are keeping score at home, Brandon Jackson may be the highest paid player in league history- that is, if his contracts were guaranteed and you ignore the lifetime contract and T-54 Tank allegedly given to Trent Green by the Kapitalizm Stompers in 2005. Here's what has happened to Jackson since Ryan Grant went down...
September 15: Jackson won by L.A. Rams for $105
September 25: Jackson traded by L.A. Rams to Manimals at $105 salary
October 6: Jackson dropped by Manimals
October 13: Jackson won by AJFA for $105
October 21: Jackson dropped by AJFA
October 26: Jackson won by Castro for $86
2 comments:
Fuck Hightower
This was round 3 of the Brandon Jackson sweepstakes. Manimals won round 1. AJFA won round 2.
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