Thursday, November 17, 2011

Franchise Tag Eligibility















PLAYERS ELIGIBLE TO BE TAGGED AT END OF SEASON
(assuming not dropped between now and end of season)

LA Rams
None

FC Castro
None

ATHENS
Wes Welker (currently 2nd ranked WR)

AJFA
Jamaal Charles (IR, no need)

GREECE
Vincent Jackson (currently 9th ranked WR)
Aaron Rodgers (currently 1st ranked QB, avoid 20% increase)

HILLBILLY
None

STOMPERS
Matt Schaub (currently 8th ranked QB)
Chris Johnson (currently 22nd ranked RB)

MANIMALS
None

BAFANA
Tom Brady (currently 3rd ranked QB, avoid 20% increase)
Ahmad Bradshaw (currently 16th ranked RB)
Jason Witten (currently 4th ranked TE, avoid 20% increase)

MELONHEADS
DeSean Jackson (currently sucks a big fat nut)




PLAYERS ELIGIBLE FOR TAG AFTER NEXT SEASON
(assuming they are kept after this season and never dropped next season)

LA RAMS
None

FC CASTRO
None

ATHENS
None

AJFA
Kenny Britt

GREECE
Greg Jennings

HILLBILLY
Rashard Mendenhall
Brandon Marshall
Chicago D

STOMPERS
Arian Forster
Santonio Holmes
Hakeek Nicks
Vernon Davis

MANIMALS
Shonn Greene

BAFANA
Marques Colston
Mike Wallace
Steve Breaston

MELONHEADS
LeSean McCoy
Jermichael Finley



7 comments:

Stavros said...

I have to admit, this whole franchise tag thing is a load of shit

Mike Mano said...

Agree. What else can we come up with to fuck the other teams?

Stavros said...

I don't know -- ask Petros.

Scott Nuttelman said...

Nobody gives a rat's ass about Cuba. Not now, not ever.

If you print something like that,
all you're going to do
is inflame the situation.

And nobody talks to assholes
who inflame situations.

Assholes like that can find themselves cut out of the loop.

Rick Y said...

This seemed like a great idea at the time, but now it looks like it will help someone other than me. Maybe I will inflame the situation...like Cuba

John F. Kennedy said...

You know Rick, there's something immoral about abandoning your own judgment.

You should ignore what these posters and the joint chiefs are saying. If the jonit chiefs had their way, we'd have grown troops in Havana right now.

Curtis LeMay said...

U.S. ground troops in Havana- Why is that such a bad thing?

The Big Red Dog is digging in our backyard, and we are justified for shooting him.