The short-printed Rated Rookie card of Petros "The Nature Boy" Papadopoulos has been one of the hottest selling cards on eBay. Gem mint versions of the card have sold for as much as $2,000, and are actively traded for South East Asian children.Greece Lightning continues its assault on the record books, rampaging through the league like Jerry Sandusky in a kindergarten class room. The team is 8-1 and averaging more than 121 points per game. At this rate, the Lightning may shatter the all-time league scoring record. The record, held by the vaunted 2009 Manimals, is 1654.40 points (an average of 111 points per game).
Greece Lightning has scored at least 107 points in all but one game this season (they scored 76 in a loss to the Castro when Green Bay was on its bye). Ironically, the lone team which beat the Lightning, the Castro, is in last place. Last year the Castro handed the 2010 Stompers their only two losses of the season, so they know how to play spoiler. If the Lightning can run the table and win their remaining 5 games, they will break the all-time record for regular season wins (12).
Lightning star Aaron Rodgers is the #1 highest scoring player in the league. Greg Jennings, Vincent Jackson and Jordy Nelson rank 5th, 6th and 9th respectively among WRs in fantasy scoring. Fred Jackson, Matt Forte and Darren Sproles rank 2nd, 5th an 8th respectively among RBs in fantasy scoring. Other players such as Tony Romo, Miles Austin, Cedric Benson, Antonio Brown and Aaron Hernandez are having strong seasons.
Will anyone be able to stop Greece Lightning from winning its first ever championship? Only time will tell.
8 comments:
I saw Smoosh Parker naked in the shower
Joe Paterno is a great football coach.
Me and Bundy got into this fight once up at Penn State and we ended up killin this nosy Chinaman that got in the way. Coach Sandusky helped us bury the body.
I once accidentally touched my son Jason when I was changing his diaper. Turned myself into the police.
Coach Sandusky chased me around the shower for about 30 minutes after the Ohio State game in '89. He kept whipping me with a towel and was wearing a gladiator helmet, but I don't think there was anything sexual about it.
Of all the coaches at Penn State when I was there, Coach Sandusky had the best package . . . blitz package.
Listen, its totally normal for a defensive coach to regularly caress the inside of your thigh. its team bonding. just team-bonding.
I walked into the showers once and saw Coach Sandusky giving it to Coach Paterno up the butt.
A day later, I reported the incident to Coach Paterno, but he said he already knew.
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