AJFA: Add: Steve Slaton $20
Drop: V. Morency
Stompers: Add: S. Morris $1
Drop: Darrell Jackson
Castro: Add: Favre $16, Drew Carter, $5 Jerry Porter $9
Drop: Alex Smith, Fred Jackson, Reggie Brown
Manimals: Add: Chris Perry $40, Andre Hall $19
Drop: Devin Thomas, Chris Brown
Petros: Add Darren Sproles $2, Kevin Walter $2;
Drop Bobby Engram, Vince Young
Stav: Lost all his bids. That sucks.
AK: Add: Chris Taylor $7
Drop: Matt Leinart
Brian: Add DeSean Jackson $6, Josh Morgan
$1 Drop Malcolm Kelly and Steve Smith (NYG)
Bafana: Add Ted Ginn $15,
Drop Troy Williamson
NOTES:
As noted by Clarence on the message board, the most popular attempted add was Ted Ginn (only God knows why - he can't catch passes or run routes), followed by Chris Perry, and Steve Slayton.
The "Fuck Anthony" pick of the week goes to the Manimals who added former Michigan standout Chris Perry for $40.
The "Most Interesting Pick Since Hightower" pick goes to none other than the Castro, who added Drew Carter for $5 even though he is out for the season. Castro managment confirms that they would rather build a "diverse" team than a good team. Team co-captain Justin Mills was heard muttering something about diversity as a compelling interest, while co-captain, Kyle Reeb, could not be reached for comment because he was too busy "realing in a fatty" on craigs list Des Moines.
Kyle contemplates whether raising sheep on this plot of land in upstate New York will be more profitable than the Castro.
The "Best Pick By A Greek Owner" goes to Petros, by default, after netting Darren Sproles and Kevin Walter. Stavros was this week's big loser and got nothing.
The "Best Pick By A Red-Haired Jewish Owner" has to go to the Rick Y. Gelboim, by default, because Scott Ginsburg was too busy ascending the Grand Canyon to actually drop one of his 5 Philly runningbacks.
The "Fuck, It Sucks To Be Stavros" pick goes to Stavros, obviously. Stavros was shut out and left in the cold. Malaka.
The "Out Of Africa Pick" goes to Bafana Bafana who added Ted Ginn after a unanimous vote of the local village elders. Ndugu sure knows his fantasy football.
3 comments:
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