Friday, December 5, 2008

Stavros Analyzes Possible Playoff Scenarios... and Hates on the Manimals

Possible Playoff Scenarios
Posted by: stavpap11 (Athens Panathinaikos)

Message ID: 428 Dec 4 7:47pm | Reply | Post | < Previous | Next >

They are pretty fun to play around with.

Assuming that any sane owner would want the Manimals play the melonheads~ in the first round, the only way for that to happen would be:

1) with a Manimal WIN, an Athens WIN, & a Melonheads LOSS*.

*a Melonhead LOSS combined with a AJFA WIN in which they outscore the melonheads by more than 58 points leads to the melonheads eliminated and AJFA fourth.

2) with a Manimal LOSS and an Athens LOSS.

More fun. Barber and Portis are vying to avoid going up 20%. I need McNabb to score 28 more points than Rivers. meanwhile, it is all but guaranteed that all of the Manimals players except for Boldin will drop out of the Top5....again. And they will still find some way to win.

They are the Pats of International Shoe and I hate them. Clarence is Scott Pioli, big picture in mind, and a level head to boot. Rick Y is Bellichik, finding all sorts of statistics that tell him when to bench Frank Gore and start Lance Moore who catches 6 for 120 and 2TD's. it is time for a change. Looks like everyone is calling for change. Wait...maybe the manimals aren't the patriots...maybe they are the bush administration.

Clarence is...hmmm...Clarence is....I don't know shit about politics. They are the Pats. And I hate them.

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