Bush-Whacked !

Reggie Bush, seen here preparing to fire a flame thrower at a Japanese pillbox as an advancing marine looks on, during the Battle of Iwo Jima, became the league's first high profile cut

Reuters- Reggie Bush was preparing to go on vacation during the bye week with his big booty celebrity girlfriend when he found out he was waived from the team for a rookie WR.

Apparently, Reggie stormed into GM and Coach PapaDoc's office demanding answers and restitution. The coach, still livid from mistakes made in last weeks starting roster in the matchup for first place in the league - not to mention Reggie's piss poor performance and fumble - was not gentle with the underperfomrming "Star" player and responded only in movie quotes.

"Because she has a GRRREAT ass, and you've got your head stuck ALL the way up it!" and "Your a waste of God given talent."
Coach PapaDoc then had Reggie Bush escorted off of the team's premises to concentrate and prepare for the sibling rivalry grudge match of Week 5.


Editor's Note: Reggie Bush signed a 1-year, incentive laden $65 contract. The contract would increase 10% if Bush was on the roster next year, and Bush would be paid the fifth highest salary of any runningback next year should he finish in the top-5 in scoring. Other expensive cuts include Matt Cassel ($39) and James Davis ($41).