The ~Melonheads beat out several teams for newborn infant Moses "Cole" Reeb. " We think we can get him into our offense pretty quickly and we should be able to work some trick plays with him. We think he can be deadly in the flat, and we also think he is a good north-south runner who will eventually fit into our zone-blocking scheme." noted ~Melonhead owner Borg9 Emeson. "We just hope we didn't overpay for him like we did on those Laotian boys that we ended up having to shoot." continued Emeson.
"Sue and I are a little disappointed that our newborn was taken from us so quickly and placed into an adversary's offense, but we know that comes with the territory given the league's relaxed child labor laws and renouncement of the Emancipation Proclamation. So we wish Baby Moses the best- we know he is with a good, albeit terribly flawed man." noted proud father Kenny Reeb.
The bidding results were as follows:
~Melonheads
ADD Moses Reeb $11 DROP Skip Hicks
ADD Atlanta Def $1 DROP St. Louis Def
ADD S Janikowski $2 DROP Lawrence Tynes
LA Rams
ADD Garrett Hartley $1 DROP Matt Prater $1
ADD Leron McClain $1 DROP DeAngelo Williams $165
ADD Mike Thomas $5 DROP Kellen Winslow Jr
Manimals
ADD Mason Crosby $1 DROP Neil Rackers
K Stompers
ADD Cadillac Williams $2 DROP Ajirotutu $1
ADD Kevin Smith $1 DROP D McCluster $1
Stavros
ADD David Akers $1 DROP Nick Folk
ADD Ben Watson $1 DROP Vince Young
ADD Steve Smith (Car) $17 DROP Jordan Shipley
Bafana
ADD Keilland Williams $35 DROP Bernard Scott
ADD New Orleans Def $1 DROP Tampa Def
No bids from AJFA, Castro, Otis and Petros
Keilland Williams bidding was as follows:
1. Bafana $35
2. Emeson $11
3. Manimals $3
Steve Smith bidding was as follows:
1. Stavros $17
2. Stompers $4
3. Manimals $3
Moses Reeb bidding was as follows:
1. ~Melonheads- $11
2. Stompers- $2
3. Bundy- $.50
4. Stavros- Ham sandwich
5. Glassman-Baby to be named later
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