League Welcomes Harrison Hall Lee

Harrison Hall Lee, seen here playing with a football, is the first child of Manimals' co-owner Clarence Lee, and already bares a striking resemblance to his proud father.

Manimals' co-owner Clarence Lee and his wife Kelly recently announced the birth of their first child, Harrison Hall Lee.

"We are really excited about this- we thought that after winning several league championships, we were ready to settle down and have children." said Lee exuberantly.
"My only regret is that Kelly and I smoked alot of crack over the last year, but hopefully that doesn't affect Harrison's development." noted Lee.

LA Rams owner Anthony Khoury wished the Lees good luck, and offered Carson Palmer in a trade to young Harrison. "I hope he will think it over- Palmer will give Harrison good flexibility with his keepers, in case he wants to shake things up a bit." explained Khoury.

Lee was not pleased with the offer. "It is simply inappropriate to send trade offers to new born babies- Trying to take advantage of a baby is a new low for the Rams. Plus it was a bad offer." stated Lee.

Manimals co-owner Rick O'Gelboim was noticeably displeased with the birth. "It was incredibly selfish and fool-hardy for Clarence to have a baby in the middle of the season. We lost the bidding for Jason Snelling because of this, and who knows what will happen next. Snelling had two TDs this week- that ain't peanuts. As soon as this kid learns how to talk, I am going to sit down with him and we're going to talk about the Snelling incident. I want him to know what kind of an animal his father is." proclaimed O'Gelboim.

When FC Castro owner Justin Mills learned of the birth, he shit his pants in excitement. "I think this was a great day for Mills. I am really happy for him- I'm definitely going to cup his balls." commented FC Castro co-owner Kyle Reeb.

Brian Emeson, who has fathered children in numerous third world countries across South East Asia and Central America, seemed unphased by the news. "It's no big deal- I got kids all over the world- you want a kid? I'll get you a kid. If I stopped to get excited every time I found out I had another kid, I'd never get anything done- I mean these leaves aren't going to rake themselves up."